A modest proposal for new holidays to manage your digital life



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The cost of being online is getting too damn high and I’m tired of pretending it’s possible to fit these tasks into a normal life. That’s why I’d like to share a modest proposal for a new set of holidays to manage our digital lives:

(Ahem.)

  • A day to clear out your inboxes
  • A day to reset your passwords and delete old accounts
  • A day to fix your calendars
  • A day to cancel online service subscriptions
  • A day to manage the tags on your website
  • A day to switch out any critical apps
  • A day to backup your computer and phone
  • A day to organize your photos
  • A day to organize your music collection and playlists
  • A day to setup your new phone/computer
  • A day to try out a new app or major piece of software for your primary workflow
  • A day to delete old text messages

All I’m asking for is 1/30th of a year that we end up cramming into other days. I’m willing to trade some of the B-tier holidays (Easter, Thanksgiving, etc) for this. If you work in the government please call me, it is URGENT.


This content originally appeared on daverupert.com and was authored by daverupert.com